In the last month a terror has been striking flats around the greater Glasgow area. Locked doors cannot stop this culprit. No property is stolen and no physical assult has been noted but what this person/entity does is far more diabolical. Ladies and gentlemen what I'm about to show you may be disturbing to young audiences:
This writer has never been a witness to this devious character. Every time it strikes, I've been out of the flat, in the bathroom, or distracted in someway by something else. I'm told by Ms Tori Klein - who has been attacked on more than one occasion - this 'thing' goes by The Cocooner.
The habits of The Cocooner are as follows: it strikes when you're most vulnerable - lying in bed or reading a magazine on the couch - it wraps the person in any blanket or sheets in the immediate vicinity, and then it darts away before any witnesses can accumulate. I have found Ms Klein wrapped on several occasions, utterly terrified, begging me to believe her horrific tale. I do care a great deal about this little lady but I can't help but wonder if the strain of a new place in addition to returning to the academic atmosphere is taking a toll on her mind. Only time will tell but one thing is for certain, The Cocooner - if he/she/it does exist - will undoubtedly strike again.

Could be a marketing scheme to bring the below to humans in Scotland.
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